Pics very shortly. There's a full page portrait of Moz sitting on a roof that the frinkers will like.
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"And I am to be replaced in the images by a cat."
It's near impossible to say. He seemed a bit silly to me e.g. " I am meeting him of course, that's a given, but is he meeting me?" Doh! Don't forget Armitage was left with the power to structure how the conversation is represented. The Guardian hasn't been Morrissey's best friend in the past year or so; some partisan interest may well linger.
I dont like the tone of this interview.The questions are quite stupid,and this patronizing attitude,and those stupid gifts,omg.He gave him his own book as a gift,A"poet"bwahahaha!!!Moron!
Really?You're being ridiculous. Armitage tried to be nice to Morrissey and Moz was an absolute twat to him in return.
Really?
"Do you own a valid driving licence?"
"What kind of bland, insipid question is that?"
"It's a good question, isn't it? Has anyone asked you it before?"
"No. But that's hardly a surprise, is it?"
"I thought it was a beauty."
(Morrissey's answer:Why? Because you consider me incapable of operating such large and complex pieces of engineering?")
"And I have a little gift for you," I add, pulling my latest slim volume out of my bag.
He spins around on the thick carpet and walks towards the staircase. Except half way down the corridor he opens the book of poems and pulls out – forgive me, people, but who wouldn't have? – a Scaremongers CD.
"Did you know you'd left this in here?" he asks.
"Er, sort of," I admit."