Morrissey demands a private car with a professional driver available to drive him at any time. The car must be black with dark windows: if a Mercedes S-500 is not available, then a Lexus, BMW or Jaguar will also be accepted.
Whoa, Morrissey is requesting cars that almost always have LEATHER SEATS. Morrissey wants to ride to concerts sitting on the skins of dead animals!! He's owned cars himself that have full leather interiors, so no surprise. But the hypocrisy is still astounding.
The tables for food and drinks should be covered with tablecloths.
People who are fussy like this are complete jack-asses.
I thought PETA said milk is rape. Why not soy milk, Morrissey?
Six large bottles of Fiji or Volvic mineral water.
I truly hope this demand list is a fraud. It's been years since comic Sarah Silverman did her hilarious spoof of a demanding celebrity in her movie
Jesus Is Magic, having a temper tantrum when her water backstage is a brand other than Fiji. It's hard to believe there are actually celebrities who are like that, but Morrissey shows us there are. Don't be such an ass-clown, Morrissey.
Fries made from organic potatoes with no salt, plus one pack of Cheez-It crackers, red or white cheese flavor (photos of the crackers were also included).
Photos included! Please tell me this isn't for real. Morrissey truly has lost his marbles if this is the type of person he is.
Drinks will be sold in paper or plastic cups, including water.
I won't attend a Morrissey concert unless they serve me Fiji water. My lips cannot touch any water other than FIJI!!!!
All food should be vegetarian. For everyone. Including all crews, stands and attendants inside the venue and in its vicinity. If there is a barbeque spot nearby, the artists' room should be placed so that the wind will not be in their direction.
Get a life, Morrissey. You're riding to the concert on leather seats. I'm sure you can survive smelling a BBQ, you ASSCLOWN.
A balanced diet must be kept and upheld.
Jesus, Morrissey sounds almost fascist in his health nuttery. Just remember, people like that almost always die young.
Someone needs to rip Morrissey out of his celebrity cocoon and toss him back into the real world.