SomeFormOfSusan
Houmossexual
Hog-Tied Susan 
Not an invitation.
Lifeguard Coming, Girl Drowning
The Headmaster Roleplay
f*** Her in A Tutu.
Not an invitation.Lifeguard Coming, Girl Drowning
The Headmaster Roleplay
f*** Her in A Tutu.
Girl-with-the-Thorn
Still here.
This thread is a classic.
And all of you are just disgusting.
True that...but very talented.
You guys should compile an album of these. Write 'alternate' lyrics, get Moz in the studio, see what he can add to the mix.
spinelessswine
New Member
You're The One For Me, Fanny
You're Gonna Need Someone Up Your Arse
I Have Full-Frontaled Jesus
Irish Blokes, English Arse
You've Had Wood In Your Time
Anal, Anal, Up We Go Together
Bukake In Platforms
To Me You Are A Piece Of Ass
You Have Filled Me
Sarah Will Cum In The End
Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Discharge
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Bisexual
You're Gonna Need Someone Up Your Arse
I Have Full-Frontaled Jesus
Irish Blokes, English Arse
You've Had Wood In Your Time
Anal, Anal, Up We Go Together
Bukake In Platforms
To Me You Are A Piece Of Ass
You Have Filled Me
Sarah Will Cum In The End
Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Discharge
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Bisexual
Hellie
Lost
SomeFormOfSusan
Houmossexual
True that...but very talented.
You guys should compile an album of these. Write 'alternate' lyrics, get Moz in the studio, see what he can add to the mix.
I have too much time on my hands. Please, nobody throw tomatoes.
The Headmaster Roleplay
Funny, I never liked rules
In Manchester schools
But cane-swinging swines
Send shivers down my spine
Sir leads the troops
Lusting for youth
Same old sweet talk since year two
He does the military two-step
Grabs me roughly by the neck
I don't wanna home
Sir, say I can stay
After class, make me apologise
For all my mistakes
Mid-week on the muddy grass
Sir smacks you on the arse
Smiles and grabs your groin
Laughs in your face
Slap marks bigger than dinner plates
I don't wanna go home
Please sir, let me stay
Da-da-da ...
Make me obey rules
In Manchester schools
Controlling bastards all ...
Sir leads the troops
Lusting for youth
Same old smack since year two
He does the military two-step
Grabs me roughly by the neck
I don't wanna go home
Please sir let me stay
But I like the punishment so much
I might just make more mistakes
Please excuse me from gym
I've forgotten to put underwear on
He grabs and devours
He makes me suck him in the showers
Suck him in the showers
And he grabs and devours
I never want to go home
Please sir let me stay...
Oh-oh-OH ...
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
My favorite.
echobay
fades into the background
Yes, you probably have too much time on your hands, but it was funny nevertheless.
Can I pretend Morrissey is the headmaster ?
Whoops, we're not on the Frink here.
boooooooo
*gives a starn look at SomeFormOfSusan*
Did you read bored's post?
Just wait til I start the X-rated Weird Al Morrissey lyrics thread
*gives a starn look at SomeFormOfSusan*
Did you read bored's post?
Jukebox Jury
Retired
Re: booooo stupid hoooooo
*gives a stern look at Quepie*
Go and get a sense of humour
Jukebox Jury
*gives a starn look at SomeFormOfSusan*
Did you read bored's post?
*gives a stern look at Quepie*
Go and get a sense of humour
Jukebox Jury
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Re: booooo stupid hoooooo
The thing about this thread, despite it's cleverness and the many laughs I've had reading it, are two things:
1. I have a problem reducing songs that were composed out of a lot of real pain and heartache to a sexual metaphor.
2. There's no telling how genereating these ideas can "cosmically" (I know) affect a situation. Our brains are like collective sponges absorbing this stuff and I feel uneasy about taking these normally loaded lyrics and reducing them to this level for the sake of a laugh. It's like a joke that's been taken too far. Sorry. It's not that I don't have a sense of humor, I'm just concerned.
The thing about this thread, despite it's cleverness and the many laughs I've had reading it, are two things:
1. I have a problem reducing songs that were composed out of a lot of real pain and heartache to a sexual metaphor.
2. There's no telling how genereating these ideas can "cosmically" (I know
) affect a situation. Our brains are like collective sponges absorbing this stuff and I feel uneasy about taking these normally loaded lyrics and reducing them to this level for the sake of a laugh. It's like a joke that's been taken too far. Sorry. It's not that I don't have a sense of humor, I'm just concerned.
Re: booooo stupid hoooooo
Please tell me your joking.........
The thing about this thread, despite it's cleverness and the many laughs I've had reading it, are two things:
1. I have a problem reducing songs that were composed out of a lot of real pain and heartache to a sexual metaphor.
2. There's no telling how genereating these ideas can "cosmically" (I know
Please tell me your joking.........
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
Re: booooo stupid hoooooo
It all depends on how you feel about sex. "Reducing them to this level" makes me think you think sex is lowly and inherently bad. Many of us don't feel that way. A lot of the people making these jokes are people who really adore Morrissey and his songs, so I doubt they're saying these things in a mean-spirited or ugly way. They just don't see it as being as crass as you do.
The thing about this thread, despite it's cleverness and the many laughs I've had reading it, are two things:
1. I have a problem reducing songs that were composed out of a lot of real pain and heartache to a sexual metaphor.
2. There's no telling how genereating these ideas can "cosmically" (I know
It all depends on how you feel about sex. "Reducing them to this level" makes me think you think sex is lowly and inherently bad. Many of us don't feel that way. A lot of the people making these jokes are people who really adore Morrissey and his songs, so I doubt they're saying these things in a mean-spirited or ugly way. They just don't see it as being as crass as you do.
Interesting Thug
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