Phrases for which people should be shot.

[Cinderella]

'I like the smiths but I don't like Morrissey.'

'If you're a vegitarian - what do you eat?'

'I think reading is boring' (What have you read? - 'nothing!')

Please feel free to add...

 

[Fabricio]

> 'I like the smiths but I don't like Morrissey.'

Great!!!

> 'If you're a vegitarian - what do you eat?'

I'm not a vegan, but it's a good phrase anyway.

> 'I think reading is boring' (What have you read? - 'nothing!')

Congratulations, Cinderella!!!

> Please feel free to add...

I'll think about something - but you did a good job, it's difficult to think about something better

 

[LOLA]

Re: Phrases for which people should be flogged with a wet noodle

> 'I like the smiths but I don't like Morrissey.'

> 'If you're a vegitarian - what do you eat?'

> 'I think reading is boring' (What have you read? - 'nothing!')

> Please feel free to add...

Posts referring to a person's genitals or anus as a war zone.
Posts suggesting violence being used on someones body, computer, or pets.
Putting someone down for being funny, or not being funny, or being only partially funny.
Using any form of the word "suck"

 

[VILE]

> 'I like the smiths but I don't like Morrissey.'

> 'If you're a vegitarian - what do you eat?'

> 'I think reading is boring' (What have you read? - 'nothing!')

> Please feel free to add...

Someone recently said to me, "What is so great about Morrisey, besides his music?"

 

[greasetea]

Re: Phrases for which people should be brained with a wok

"Bling! Bing!"

"My hymen is broken, where is my rose?"

"Greasetea is a KORN fan"

(any impersonations of Austin Powers..good or bad)

"Bollocks" (if you are NOT British)

"Sod it!" (if you are NOT British)

Oh hell, anyone here in the US who thinks they can speak like someone from the UK by watching The Young Ones and Dr. Who deserves to be bashed in the penis nose with my fist with brass knuckles that spell out "FU.CK YOU!"

No matter how much Boddingtons you piss away doesn't make you British you friggin moronic humps. Electric stinks and I'll be sure to toss the damn tv into the bath as you soak in the bubbles slappydick!

 

[Dancing Jellybean]

Re: Phrases for which people should be plugged in the head w/ a sharp butter knife

"Quit trying to be Witty" / "You're not Witty"

"Rauchy !" (sp?)

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I smell the peaches in the woods

 

[jcr]

> 'I like the smiths but I don't like Morrissey.'

> 'If you're a vegitarian - what do you eat?'

> 'I think reading is boring' (What have you read? - 'nothing!')

> Please feel free to add...

God works in mysterious ways...
i hate that one

 

[Bob]

"Belle & Sebastian are the new/next Smiths"..
While they are good, they are not alike. More of a cross between the Smiths and the Housemartins.

 

[boy with a thorn]

if you just ignore him he'll go away...

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: Phrases for which people should be brained with a wok

I agree with you there but I dislike it more when Australians,The English, New Zealanders or anyone who isn't American tries to sound like they are American.

> Oh hell, anyone here in the US who thinks they can speak like
> someone from the UK by watching The Young Ones and Dr. Who
> deserves to be bashed in the penis nose with my fist with brass
> knuckles that spell out "FU.CK YOU!"

> No matter how much Boddingtons you piss away doesn't make you
> British you friggin moronic humps. Electric stinks and I'll be
> sure to toss the damn tv into the bath as you soak in the
> bubbles slappydick!

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

Sorry about that, I previously had registered that name but I've deleted that profile now so you can take it.

 

[Cinderella]

> Great!!!

> I'm not a vegan, but it's a good phrase anyway.

> Congratulations, Cinderella!!!

> I'll think about something - but you did a good job, it's
> difficult to think about something better

Thanks Fabricio how about

'I used to like the smiths too but I've grown out of them now' - and my reply? Faster pussy cat Kill Kill!

Also my friend was on a train to london the other day and he was trying to listen to the smiths on his walkman and the man opposite him kept talking to him and asking him what he was listening to, my friend told him and the man replied 'oh the smiths, I haven't listened to them for ages'- I said my friend should have said - 'neither have I because you won't shut up!'

Oh the intrusion into such private Morrissey time!!

C xx

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

That's almost like a radio announcer here who claimed Gus Gus were the next SugarCubes just because they also happened to be Icelandic, nevermind the obvious fact that Gus Gus & the SugarCubes are actually nothing alike in their music styles.

> "Belle & Sebastian are the new/next Smiths"..
> While they are good, they are not alike. More of a cross between
> the Smiths and the Housemartins.

 

[hnia]

How about?

> Please feel free to add...

I can't see without my glasses

It's a good song, but you gotta hear it live

Hot? You don't know what hot is!

Could you make me two copies of this?

You're a painter, what do you paint?

Do you mind if I go next, i've been waiting for the stairmaster for 10 minutes.

Can I swim in your lane?

I'm sorry but we went with someone more qualified.

Is Morrissey straight or gay?

Did you watch Real World last night?

Is it hot enough for yea?

hnia

 

[Cinderella]

Re: would you like salt in that wound madam?

> "My hymen is broken, where is my rose?"

Mr. Greasy Tea-times you are a very naughtie boy. (Said in a Monty Python voice - ofcourse.)

 

[Little Miss Curious]

How about?

"Cheer up, it might never happen."

"Could you please spare five minutes of your time to participate in market research?"

"Eh? What's that in feet and inches?"

"Eh? What's that in pounds and ounces?" (Has no-one ever heard of Metric Day?)

"It's not like the old days."

"I really like the magazine Loaded."

"Parrrrtaayyyyy!!!!"

"Which band do you like best - Blink 182 or The Bloodhound Gang?"

The list goes on....

 

[The Magic Fairy]

And furthermore...

"Morrissey - he's so miserable."

"He's far too old for you."

"A penny for them..."

"I've never read a book in me life!"*

* And I'm ignorant and proud of it. Fool.

MF x

 

[hnia]

Re: And furthermore...

> * And I'm ignorant and proud of it. Fool.

lol... when i used to work at this disgusting restaurant
I remember some redneck waitresses staying sh*t like that..

hnia

 

[The Magic Fairy]

A further selection of teatime favourites

"Opposites attract."

"Oo, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for!"

"Worst things happen at sea."

"Okey dokey." (Grrrr!)

"I like a bit of everything." (with reference to music - meaning that their taste is bland and they just like a nice tune they hear on the radio and probably buy "Best of" collections rather than tracking down the original albums...

MF

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Lightly toasted muffins

Forgot to add...

"I was only joking..."