Please Close The Door Behind Me - Morrissey statement at TTY

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PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND ME - true-to-you.net
20 August 2014

Morrissey statement

In response to 77 million questions I can only say this much on the subject of the Harvest drama. It is quite true that Harvest initially appeared like a saintly beacon of light, and they instantly packed us off to France where we recorded World peace is none of your business. The universe was back in balance, and we all considered this to be the very best Morrissey recording ever, and even the boo-hoo-suck-it-off elements of the press appeared to want to agree. At last I am born.

It all seemed too good to be true. It was. I believed that the rich soil of the album had several strong hit singles. Frayed tempers began when Harvest arranged the 'spoken word' films, none of which gave any clue as to what World peace is none of your business intended to be, or is. The films were OK, but they went nowhere and stayed there.

With every nerve alert, we pushed the label for a proper video for Istanbul to precede the album, not least of all because a single ahead of the album release might inch the album to a higher chart position. The label backed off, even though Istanbul received 55 radio plays in just seven days on a major US station. Instead, the label requested a fifth spoken-word film, which naturally had me fumbling around for an axe: no independent thought required. The UK label, meanwhile, created a quite fantastic television advertisement to transmit during the week ahead of the album release. I could taste excitement once again. The TV ad never appeared and my hackles bristled as my bristles heckled. The label responded with frosty aloofness, and I suddenly realized that we were not, after all, of the same species. I ploughed into them insisting upon "proper band videos, where the band play and I sing" - an evidently confusing concept that required seven weeks of explanation, detailed graphs and several drawn up maps.

The label suggested I come to Los Angeles and read passages from Autobiography in front of selected audiences. As frightening as that idea was, I hung on, desperate to believe that Harvest were not as cheap as they now looked. I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven, so I will jump to the final curtain: during the weeks of the album release, the label were minus one single structural idea, and it appeared evident that each member of the team was acting in separate rooms without doors or windows. Mutual mistrust exploded between Harvest and I, and with fashionable pessimism, the label boss yawned and ordered the surface smartness of dropping World peace is none of your business three weeks after its release. There, now! This would not have happened to the Teletubbies.

Sorrily botched the project may now be, but it's worth it to get Morrissey out of our Inbox. Yes, I can be intensely persistent, and I certainly have an over-active fantasy-life, but the Harvest experience tells us that despite the blinding flash of teeth and smiles, it doesn't take much for the coin to flip and suddenly we're all compromised and shattered. All you need to do is disagree with the vanity of the label boss and your beheading will be slotted in between bottles of the most average champagne on the market. Just one weak-chinned drone can assert the fist of injustice and all of our efforts are flushed away. And thus ... they were.

I might be wrong, but I think World peace is none of your business will instantly disappear from iTunes and record stores and every download-upload-offload outlet on the planet, because Harvest technically have no right to sell it.

Most of the Harvest team are very nice, and I sincerely thank them for trying and caring so much - even if their promotional duties were fully undertaken by the Morrissey audience themselves, whose You Tube videos for World peace is none of your business fully provide the art that the label could not muster. The listeners instantly understood how entertainment could also be art. Staggeringly, I still believe that there's a label out there with my name on it, and one that will issue World peace is none of your business, and afford it the respect it deserves.

Thanks for reading this (rashly assuming that you have), and thanks once again to the Harvesters who tried.

We are boot-camp ready for Lisbon in October, so with the will of many gods, hopefully at least 38 of you will turn up.

MORRISSEY
20 August 2014



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*waving hand with question*

So, looking forward, nice to read that the boys are ready for Lisbon. Has this become a one off date, or are the other tentative dates still on?
 
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Can't disagree with any of that. Top post.
P.

That's hardly surprising as it's 100% critical of Morrissey.
Why on earth do you waste so much of your life here, on a website about a man who you clearly cannot stand?
It would be weird enough if you were a just a regular poster, but you're a moderator for f***'s sake.
Why are you doing it?
 
When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.
 
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I'm so glad Morrissey posted that. It was quite confusing and worrying not knowing what was going on.
The album is certainly a masterpiece and I'm still listening to it over and over.
When he finds another label - hopefully very soon - and they re-release World Peace... I'll buy another copy.

Thanks for everything, Moz.

x
 
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When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.


They were good but those alone were never going to sell records. They were a nice lead up to the album but then there was nothing.
 
Re: TTY Statement : Please Close The Door Behind Me

That's hardly surprising as it's 100% critical of Morrissey.
Why on earth do you waste so much of your life here, on a website about a man who you clearly cannot stand?
It would be weird enough if you were a just a regular poster, but you're a moderator for f***'s sake.
Why are you doing it?

Go f*** yourself. Now blocked.
 
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When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.

I thought they were hilariously bad and am so glad my opinion is simpatico with Our True God.
Not bad in execution, btw, but how on Earth are you supposed to sell an album of SONGS with videos of the singer SPAKING the lyrics???
This Spake Morrisustra
 
These one-sided, finger-pointing statements on TTY make one thing perfectly clear: if the Blame Game ever becomes an official Olympic sport, Morrissey will be the champion for decades to come.
 
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These one-sided, finger-pointing statements on TTY make one thing perfectly clear: if the Blame Game ever becomes an official Olympic sport, Morrissey will be the champion for decades to come.

Which other viewpoint is Morrissey supposed to express apart from his own, dearie? The cha lady at EMI????
 
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When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.

My thoughts exactly. People (we know who) were RAVING about the genius of Moz and his decision to do these dull, pretentious videos. Then Moz dismisses the videos and the same people quickly change their tune...
 
Re: TTY Statement : Please Close The Door Behind Me

It's a nicely written response, but he should have just saved his time and come straight to the point:

Hi

I dun a shit album and I is to blame that nobody bort it, innit.

So soz :-(

Moz
 
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He needs to accept that he's not Bowie, and the world isn't going to flock to his new album which is dropped from the ether - he needs a proper promotional schedule.

It's actually Harvest who needed to accept that. Clearly Moz was up for as much publicity and promotion as possible (he's been moaning about the lack of TV/radio invites - something Harvest's Press department should have been chasing, and it seems he didn't even *completely* reject the idea of reading sections of his Autobiography), but Harvest thought they'd do OK with just a handful of spoken word films.

It was Harvest who thought they could do a Bowie, not Moz. Because if Harvest had orchestrated (and financed) a proper promotional schedule, we wouldn't be here now. But don't let awkward little facts detract you from the Blame-Morrissey-For-Everything narrative of this site.
 
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My thoughts exactly. People (we know who) were RAVING about the genius of Moz and his decision to do these dull, pretentious videos. Then Moz dismisses the videos and the same people quickly change their tune...

An artistic work's merits are not a matter of objectivity, so we all form our opinions on each one based on a number of things, including what we assume was the intention of the artist involved. If we believe a work of art has a certain intention behind it but later realise we were mistaken then it's perfectly valid to change one's opinion of said bum bum cock bum cock etc... [falls asleep]
 
Re: TTY Statement : Please Close The Door Behind Me

It's a nicely written response, but he should have just saved his time and come straight to the point:

Hi

I dun a shit album and I is to blame that nobody bort it, innit.

So soz :-(

Moz

Hi

I fort my album was kick-ass but agarta on the interwebs dunt fink its kick-ass.

Sad face,

Moz

[sits back in Switzerland and admires the view]
 
Those spoken word videos are works of genius. I'm somewhat disheartened to now learn that they weren't of Moz' making. Mischievous and meddlesome, and a great f***-you precursor to the album release. Sure, it must be frustrating that the units may not have shifted, and the promotion not enough.

I've only heard the long-player once, and can politely hope that it's a grower, but nothing leaped out, and nothing made me want to wear down its grooves.

The one before the one?
There's more fire in those Morrissey cannons I'm sure.

"gooooooodbye, A and Emm".
 
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When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.

Unless you can name the exact people and quote exactly what they said then all you're doing is making a generalisation. I can why you did this as they are incredibly easy to make, but pointless. Plenty of us who love the album were confused by the spoken word videos. They were interesting but ultimately pointless. So unless you're willing to trawl the forum for actual evidence of contradicting opinions in favour of Morrissey's latest statement. SHhhhhhh....
 
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Those spoken word videos are works of genius. I'm somewhat disheartened to now learn that they weren't of Moz' making. Mischievous and meddlesome, and a great f***-you precursor to the album release. Sure, it must be frustrating that the units may not have shifted, and the promotion not enough.

I've only heard the long-player once, and can politely hope that it's a grower, but nothing leaped out, and nothing made me want to wear down its grooves.

The one before the one?
There's more fire in those Morrissey cannons I'm sure.

"gooooooodbye, A and Emm".

There is plenty of gun powder in the keg ready to blow your ears.
 
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He believes in the album and knows just how great it could be if promoted the right way. God I'm glad he slagged off the spoken word videos. Yes they were interesting... for about five minutes.

Marred isn't a yes man. When Morrissey says no, he says no.
 
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When the spoken word videos were released, people around here declared them to be works of pure genius.

Now they are called a bad idea to begin with, or only mildly interesting?

What changed? Oh wait, Morrissey's opinion did.

Thankyou Eric, I was thinking exactly the same thing, those spoken word videos were cheap and nasty,a load of shit to be blunt.
Yet cast your mind back to their release and posters on this site thought he'd released the best thing since sliced bread !
Let's go back into the archive and name and shame these Tosserrey Boo hoo suck him off lemmings.
Word piss is just another disaster to put in his drawer of embarrassment, so I guess it's back to the wilderness yet again, back to posts like " first of the gang was playing in The Queen Vic on Eastenders 13 minutes in on Wednesday "
Once again he's run out of people to fight with so watch out Royal family, Peckham family, Jamie Oliver etc. Let the lonely winter nights of pissed up rantings on vodka and tizer come as no surprise to you.
Lisbon ! Well it sold out (it didn't really, we held tickets back just to make it look good and announce we sold 38 tickets in 2hours without any promotion from the record company and we also had to move a fence back on the night as the crowd swelled) biggest gig in Lisbon in fact it was far bigger than when Lisbon hosted U2 and The Rolling Stones put together.
Even though Tosserrey still remains without a recording contract.

Onwards let us name and shame these people who cannot think for themselves, silly lemmings.
Also note that proper band videos only work with a proper band ! Fact.

Will the last person please switch the light off before "closing the door behind him"

Benny-the-British-Butcher
 
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