Before June? Hmmm let me think...oh yes I know, I had an interesting job, strangely at the Old Valhalla Road crematorium, which you might know?
I left because I got a bit sick of this 'wipe' who came down everyday, boring us all to death with the same old patter; always slagging off one his previous pop star heroes (really, how very sad), how Brexit was bad, how much he hated anyone allegedly 'right wing'...whatever the f*** that meant went straight over my head to be honest. He was a simple chap, a snowflake kinda chap, not much to gain or lose, you know the type Pete?
I think he was unemployed; had one of those kids chemistry sets you see around Christmas, & used to pretend serve customers in his fantasy chemist shop (can you believe it from a grown man?), & I think he designed crossword puzzles or something in his sad little bedsit somewhere in west Yorkshire...not too far from Halifax. Did a bit of singing too (not very well tho) apparently; weird little fkr if truth be known. We got a bit pi55ed off with him (I think he went by the name skinny surface twat, or something like that), we called him all sorts really, even 'anonymous', just for a laugh...to us he really was anonymous, but irritating all the same. He wasn't a young chap, bit of a foul mouth on him at times (ADHD? not sure) he kept coming back time after time after time, so older & wiser never really applied in his case, 4k knows how he could afford the travel costs to be honest.
So one day, when he arrived, we all ganged up on him, pulled him to the ground, & one of the chaps drew a swallow on his neck (I think he used a marker pen), and more I cannot say, to be honest just in case it all gets legal. Anyways, long & short of it, I, & a few colleagues got fired for allegedly attacking this boring twat. We thought we were doing the world a favour, but you know in this politically correct world, if you say what you think, or try & do the right thing, you're in the wrong according to those types. I've seen it happen in other people's lives, & now it's happening in mine!
Anyway, I think I've answered your question.
You been up to much yourself?