The lyric that made you laugh most from all post-wilderness years songs...

King Leer

King Leer

Leering since '97
From Quarry, Ringleader, Years and all their attendant b-sides, as well as the new songs - which lyric made you laugh the most. Whether witty or just WTF.

Somebody mentioned Pittsburgh already being cancelled ahead of the US dates about to be announced and I couldn't help but remember the finale to On the Streets I Ran. That one made me laugh out loud.

Recently Art Hounds' "below the belt is shriveled & small" made me chuckle. That song has grown on me very quickly.
 
From "One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell":

"...and you will never see the one you love again
and the smiling children tell you that you smell."


Not his wittiest lyric, admittedly, but I find it charming, and I still laugh occasionally when I hear it.
 
"Tongue against tongue
And we've only just begun
Could I interest you in
Hours of fun.."

Not terribly funny but always raises a smile from me.
 
"kind-hearted view me and say: "thank God that's not me..." :lbf:

(from "Because of my poor education".)
 
Christian Dior
You wasted your life
On aroma and clothes
Fabric and dyes
Christian Dior
You wasted your life
On grandeur and style
And making the poor rich smile

You could have run wild
On the backstreets of Lyon or Marseille
Reckless and legless and stoned
Impregnating women
Or kissing mad street boys from Napoli
Who couldn't even write their own name

Christian Dior
You wasted your life
Sensually stroking the weaves of a sleeve

You could have run wild
On the backstreets of Lyon or Marseille
Reckless and legless and stoned
Impregnating women
Or kissing mad street boys from Napoli
Who couldn't even spell the wrong name

Christian Dior
Christian Dior

When you look at me
Failure is all that you see
I discipline my days just like
Christian Dior

I could've run loudly and proudly
All forcible entry
And morally bankrupt
And never non-violent
And drawn to what scares me
And scared of what bores me
Years alone will never be returned

Christian Dior

Lionise maverick
Design if you can
The way to just be a man
To just be a man

Christian Dior
Christian Dior
Christian Dior
Christian Dior
 
Mr Reynolds said:
Christian Dior
You wasted your life
On aroma and clothes
Fabric and dyes
Christian Dior
You wasted your life
On grandeur and style
And making the poor rich smile

You could have run wild
On the backstreets of Lyon or Marseille
Reckless and legless and stoned
Impregnating women
Or kissing mad street boys from Napoli
Who couldn't even write their own name

Christian Dior
You wasted your life
Sensually stroking the weaves of a sleeve

You could have run wild
On the backstreets of Lyon or Marseille
Reckless and legless and stoned
Impregnating women
Or kissing mad street boys from Napoli
Who couldn't even spell the wrong name

Christian Dior
Christian Dior

When you look at me
Failure is all that you see
I discipline my days just like
Christian Dior

I could've run loudly and proudly
All forcible entry
And morally bankrupt
And never non-violent
And drawn to what scares me
And scared of what bores me
Years alone will never be returned

Christian Dior

Lionise maverick
Design if you can
The way to just be a man
To just be a man

Christian Dior
Christian Dior
Christian Dior
Christian Dior
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Yeah..... makes me roar, that one.
 
There's a naked man standing laughing in your dreams
you know who it is
but you don't like what it means.


Tickles me every time does that one.
 
"I am a ghost, and as far as I know, I haven't even died".
 
Cos something got stuck in his throat

The motions of taxis excite me
When you peel it back and bite me

From difficult child
To spectral hand
To Claude Brasseur
Blah blah blah....

Thursday is pathetic

And the Northern leeches
Go on removing

Unlucky boys in red
I wish I'd have gone down
Down with them...

Retrousse nose
Turned up and mischievous
 
helen661 said:
Haha...Hey, I'll take a tickle from a naked Morrissey any ol dream of the week ;)


I look at yours, you laugh at mine :p
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Sorry. You can always count on me to lower the tone. Speaking of which:


What really lies, Beyond the constraints of my mind?
Could it be the sea, with fate mooning back at me?
No it's just more lock-jawed pop stars,
Thicker than pig shit, Nothing to convey.
They're so scared to show intelligence.
It might smear their lovely career.


It would take far too long to list the candidates for the "lock-jawed pop stars" to whom he might be referring.
 
"So, close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you."

"How the boy next door turned out, don't stare because he's still there."

"and the teenagers who love you, will wake up yawn and kill you"

"to protect and serve, but what they really mean to say is get back to the ghetto"

"I've heard that you'll try anything twice"

"because they are all safely dead"

"And don't you wonder, why in Estonia they say, Hey you, you big fat pig, you fat pig, you fat pig?"

"I am two people
One you know
but don't like
The other one
you don't know
but you don't want to"
 
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simply Morrissey saying "Vicar In A Tutu" makes me laugh LOADS!! Simply reading the title makes me howl.
 
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