Every #2 is different and so long as the toilet is clean and doesn't have a reminder of a previous user, I find that time to be a peaceful interlude and often quite pleasurable. But then, I always was into my prostate.
The Japanese have hi-tech loos, and the Germans like to inspect a dump before they flush. Apparently you can gauge your health from insepecting the output of your colon. As for The French, well they have that whole wash and blow-dry bidet thing. When I travelled in France as a teenager, they still had those crouch and dump things, no seat. And they had unisex loos too.
A soundtrack list would be good, starting with the rather obvious "Ring Of Fire" for those post-curry emergencies. I'm not sure if "curry" ever reached Hull, but it's very, very popular in the Midlands. We call it "balti". There was/is a restaurant called "I Am The King Of The Balti!". The toilets there were.....indescribable, after midnight.
And dont' forget The Festival Toilet Experience. And the Club Toilet where someone tries to spray you with scent then asks for a couple of quid. They should spray the cubicle. I bet Moz's assistant who is the grindr of salt also sprays toilets with outrageous expensive perfume before The Morrissey Dump can take place, hopefully washing hands between tasks! And no one else is allowed in the toilet in case they film or record Moz trying to squeeze one out. Madonna insists on a brand new toilet at every gig, but that's just being a Diva. Thank goodness, Moz is not a diva.
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Moz seems to have been thrown into a latrine at some stage as he complained of being dragged through 50 miles of shit and not liking it. Perhaps he went to the wrong club and ended up in a fetish dungeon?
At 52, I have piles now and then, so a tube of ointment is always nearby. You can use that stuff on your eyes as well to get that Botox effect, but wash your hands first...
Morrissey's toilet experiences in Lima also need to be discussed but only tastefully. Also, does he use the toilet on the tour bus with the rest of the band, or does he have his own private toilet? How does he cope with toilets on long-distance flights from London to L.A? Does he use loperamide like I do so you can postpone a dump.
Finally, there's that whole foot-tapping, glory-hole nonsense to factor in. Some toilets in the UK mix sex and shit in a very anti-social way. And that's probably another reason why public conveniences are now in danger of disappearing with people in danger of dropping dead in distress:
-http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358088/Closure-public-toilets-increasesrisk-heart-attacks-strokes-health-experts-warn.html
My ideal toilet experience would be one where I could open the doors without touching them, and flush without touching anything. Then use a Dyson airblade to avoid all those rank paper towels and having to touch a dryer button. I'm not a fan of music in general. We have geraniums in our toilets which release a lovely scent by crushing a few leaves.
I trust this information is helpful to your research project.
With every good wish. Yours, in jubilo!
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regards.