The truth behind the education system summed up in a single pic

[nicky wire's legs]

your fruitcake looked so good, @The Wild Turkey, that i actually bought some today!! never in my life have i bought fruitcake but, you know, it's actually pretty good. every now and again i get a bite of something i dont like but overall im enjoying it! it doesnt look anywhere near as good as YOURS of course, wild T..

 

[The Wild Turkey]

your fruitcake looked so good, @The Wild Turkey, that i actually bought some today!! never in my life have i bought fruitcake but, you know, it's actually pretty good. every now and again i get a bite of something i dont like but overall im enjoying it! it doesnt look anywhere near as good as YOURS of course, wild T..

"every now and again i get a bite of something i dont like but overall im enjoying it!"
rif, ya turned eatin' fruitcake into a very enlightened experience!
For lunch I'm gettin' ready to bake a bag of carrots.

 

[caramel sea salt]

every now and again i get a bite of something i dont like

Raisins!!!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Raisins!!!

oh it's chock full of raisins! im okay with raisins, what i dont like are those hard bitter little things they put in fruitcake. what the hell are those and why do they insist on sticking 'em in when they could be puttin' cherries in their place?!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

"every now and again i get a bite of something i dont like but overall im enjoying it!"
rif, ya turned eatin' fruitcake into a very enlightened experience!
For lunch I'm gettin' ready to bake a bag of carrots.

carrots aint excitin', wildT

 

[The Wild Turkey]

carrots aint excitin', wildT

A carrot that looks like Lyle Lovett is pretty excitin'!

 

[caramel sea salt]

what i dont like are those hard bitter little things they put in fruitcake.

Raisins

 

[nicky wire's legs]

A carrot that looks like Lyle Lovett is pretty excitin'!

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you aint gonna eat that, are ya, wildT?!?!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Raisins

you gotta get over your hatred of raisins, bun bun! they're just thirsty grapes!

 

[The Wild Turkey]

you aint gonna eat that, are ya, wildT?!?!

Oops.

 

[caramel sea salt]

you gotta get over your hatred of raisins, bun bun! they're just thirsty grapes!

They are grapes that could have been wine.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

They are grapes that could have been wine.

i guess that's a fair point. by the way, EddYs been in a bit of a snit with me because i dont buy him champagne. Bjorns setting the bar too high!!

 

[Light Housework]

i guess that's a fair point. by the way, EddYs been in a bit of a snit with me because i dont buy him champagne. Bjorns setting the bar too high!!

I'll send you your stupid painting. I don't like Suede!!

 

[The.Truth.]

Suede gets ruined in the rain.

 

[Light Housework]

I'm about to offer it to my neighbor, who is a fan.

 

[Light Housework]

If he doesn't want it, I'll take it to metrotown and sell it for $5.

 

[The.Truth.]

Can you rework it so it's Noel from Oasis? Start with the eyebrow.

 

[Light Housework]

I will see about painting at all, with the high demand for my products. Rifke really made the offer of appreciation sweet, but, I talked with my neighbor, and he asked me why I paint. I answered that it grounds me, and makes me hopeful. Noel huh? Hmm...

 

[Light Housework]

He seems pretty tight with Russell, but maybe I can forgive that. After all I forgive Morrissey for liking him.

 

[The.Truth.]

It was a joke about Noel. I've said several times that painting pictures of celebrities puts you in a category called "student art" and you won't be taken seriously. Please do not paint Noel Gallagher. Your paintings of people you know were your best work.
Now you have improved as a result of making so many paintings and in a way it doesn't matter what you paint as long as you keep doing it, but why have fifty Morrissey paintings when you can create a portfolio that would get you into a gallery and have your work selling for what it's actually worth instead of bargaining with idiots.