Travis: they are really neat

Oh! Oh! Oh! WESTLIFE

> Yes, when you are down at the pub, blowing off some unknown band
> on the stage because you can't be bothered with it over some
> very interesting conversation about nail polish, I want you to
> think about this.

I doubt it. I don't like pubs.

LMC x
 
Placebo schmebo

Yes! That "Brian" bloke. Oo, he confuses the audience as to his gender! And he sings like his rubber band is too tight.
 
Re: Oh! Oh! Oh! WESTLIFE

> Yes, when you are down at the pub, blowing off some unknown band
> on the stage because you can't be bothered with it over some
> very interesting conversation about nail polish, I want you to
> think about this.

Now THAT's what I call talent!!!

Blowing of an entire band AND holding a conversation about nail polish...Amazing.

BTW I bought a gorgeous new nail polish from Boots the other day from their No.7 range, the colour is called storm...and ooh it dunt 'arf look luvly on.
 
A useful little number

> Now THAT's what I call talent!!!

> Blowing of an entire band AND holding a conversation about nail
> polish...Amazing.

> BTW I bought a gorgeous new nail polish from Boots the other day
> from their No.7 range, the colour is called storm...and ooh it
> dunt 'arf look luvly on.

No 7? You naughty devil. That stuff's really expensive! I've only bought one bottle of No 7 and I feared I may have had to re-mortgage the house.

LMC x
 
Re: You just godda hate those smudges!

> No 7? You naughty devil. That stuff's really expensive! I've
> only bought one bottle of No 7 and I feared I may have had to
> re-mortgage the house.

Super quality though and it dries sooooo fast...great for people like me, who, whilst not actually on the go are way too impatient and forgetful to wait the three weeks it takes for the standard ones to dry!

PS, you could always've nicked it...oh come on miss petty larceny UK, like you aren't akin to the odd item sticking to those fingers of yours!!
 
Re: You just godda ate these smuggers!

Oh here I sit at work, lonely and angry...but Greasetea only knows three flavors of emotion:

1. Anger
2. Sadness
3. Bitter

Greasetea knows that one day he will become the one to dole out all the number 7 bologna you speaketh. For I, Greasetea command thine forces of unnatural granola to tear the wombs and the sperm banks away from Society Borgiuese (or howevre that is spelled).

You know the enemy is friendlier than one may have thought.

Quote the Raven: Nevermore!!!!!!!
 
Re: Darling

I love you but fear you are completely insane.

I'm right arn't I?!
 
Re: Dumpling

It is not I you love, Greasetea believes it is the money that I, Greasetea procure that you love..rather the way I make the money is how and what you love.

Yes it is true, I am the crying assasin. I shoot and then cry with laughter and that makes you quite...excited.

Greasetea quotes the raven: I am the ancient Mariner.
 
Re: Stark Staring...

Yup, no doubt left in my mind dearest, you are screechingly insane...

...And how have you been making money this time?

Filthy boy.

^_^
 
Domestic Violence Incoporated

Greaseteath hisith make money, as you know where i am currently lickamint, by seducing women who have been involved in abusive relationships then swindle their money...oh but they never forget the position 781 as sanctioned by the Kuma Sutra Uncut (published by MTV books).

Greasetea wondersith if thou hasth wetness proceeded or before-handed?

So quote the raven: Nevermore Ancient Mariner.
 
Re: Some people have sex with the lights out!

Sounds kinky to me...all that feeling the way.
 
Re: nothing sounds kinkier than you and I really taking advantage of each other

particularly when one of us is trying to catch up on sleep. Alas, Greasetea will fill your shampoo bottles with something unmentionable but still a body fluid only men can produce.

So spake Greasetea: I am the ancient Mariner .
 
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