I think it's funny. Obviously written by Morrissey fans - who else would quote a line from The Loop?
They're obviously fans - you can just see that whoever wrote this likes him:
Amongst the many writings of Morrissey are a collection of lies and heresies.
"As I live and breathe, you have killed me"
Truth: Morrissey is unkillable. Many have tried, all have failed.
(...)
"You know I couldn't last"
Truth: Since 1983, we've been fighting Morrissey. He clearly can last.
I like these ones too:
After leading the troupe for some 15 years, in 1992 he faced allegations that he sympathised with an extreme left-wing group of thatched-roof supporters, accusations that he had killed his uncle, and rumours that he was considerably maladjusted.
(...)
The sudden appearance of such inflammatory rhetoric, combined with the widespread assumption that his Arsenal is enormous, has led expert observers of the Morrissey Dancing scene to speculate that he may be planning some kind of violent confrontation with his successor Bill, in a bid to reclaim the title he relinquished in scandal and humiliation 13 years before.
