I've had a lot of time to do some extra thinking on a few auxiliary topics lately. And I just want to say that I've put that time, and that thinking, to very efficacious use.
Luckily, all that effort resulted in my hitting the jackpot of all conclusive epiphanies, no, of THE conclusive epiphany of ALL epiphanies, that any one single person could have ever even
hoped to achieve in one single lifetime, and I just wanna say... I finally figured everything all out!
So basically what happened was, and like, not just with the hair, but with evvvvvvvvvverything,... but the hairplug line is actually what helped me to REACH my vision achieved...
So what happened was that for like the last 30 years, the reason John Travolta has been the way he is (and everyone thought it was just Scientology!!)
Is because..... ready for it????....
HE WAS TRYING TO BE GEORGE MICHAEL