What's your favourite position for sex?

[Not Right in the Head]

me and mr marr about about the same height!

Then it ought to work out well, right? *ducks*

 

[oye terence]

Then it ought to work out well, right? *ducks*

aww mann

why i oughta....

 

[EPbabe]

Woman's legs longer than her man's for up-against-the-wall comfort. Wear heels or shag Johnny Marr.

Johnny Marr, eww.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

hey now!

me and mr marr about about the same height!

Really? So.... wotcha doing Friday, Tiger?

 

[oye terence]

Really? So.... wotcha doing Friday, Tiger?

meow

 

[Jealous Of Youth]

Re: Woman on Top

haha

that is quite possible as i was only 17 and she was far more,hmm,shall we say,more experienced?
but what would i care,if there is something enjoyable to be "taught" i would say that is it.

Did she arrive through the door, book in hand, and announce that she was going to teach you how to have sex? That is the stuff adolescent dreams are made of, Terence.

Although the fact you described her as being "more experienced" sounds suspiciously like code for, "she was a slag"...

 

[oye terence]

Re: Woman on Top

Did she arrive through the door, book in hand, and announce that she was going to teach you how to have sex? That is the stuff adolescent dreams are made of, Terence.

Although the fact you described her as being "more experienced" sounds suspiciously like code for, "she was a slag"...

i believe her words were something along the lines of "we will have some fun"
she was a great gf,thus we dated for 6 years,generally i cant stand a person after a few weeks.


well define slag,she was more a slag in her enjoyment more than her number ,though she was my first so she was a slag compared to me

 

[lnathan]

Are you thinking of this? Then yes, a big height difference is probably an obstacle. But I'm thinking of this, where it's not. (Both links are NSFW, I guess.)

They both look good but in my version the woman (me) has one leg on the floor and one leg up.

What is NSFW?

 

[Jealous Of Youth]

Re: Woman on Top

i believe her words were something along the lines of "we will have some fun"
she was a great gf,thus we dated for 6 years,generally i cant stand a person after a few weeks.


well define slag,she was more a slag in her enjoyment more than her number ,though she was my first so she was a slag compared to me

Don't know why, but this made me laugh. Those two Rennies I took earlier must be kicking in... I'll be tripping all night.

 

[Corrissey]

They both look good but in my version the woman (me) has one leg on the floor and one leg up.

What is NSFW?

Not Safe For Work. Incidentally, I find that applies to lot of solo threads. Work really harshes my solo mellow.

Check out the next sex position, the Face-to-Face Fandango My legs are not that bendy and my circulation would be cut off within seconds. Hmm, maybe that could lead to a better O?!

 

[lnathan]

Not Safe For Work. Incidentally, I find that applies to lot of solo threads. Work really harshes my solo mellow.

Check out the next sex position, the Face-to-Face Fandango My legs are not that bendy and my circulation would be cut off within seconds. Hmm, maybe that could lead to a better O?!

It looks painful! My knees would lock up - my boyfriend would have to unfold me afterwards.

 

[Corrissey]

It looks painful! My knees would lock up - my boyfriend would have to unfold me afterwards.

If you let your bf do that, I think he'd be willing to unfold you afterwards

I really think someone's leg could easily snap in half doing the Fandango

 

[Thistown]

Definitely the guy on top. Can't explain it, don't want to, but that's how it is.

I agree, i can't explain it either, but it's kind of freaky being on top!! LOL. I feel like i might fall over or break their Mr. Happy.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I agree, i can't explain it either, but it's kind of freaky being on top!! LOL. I feel like i might fall over or break their Mr. Happy.

If your gentleman has a bit of a tummy on him, being on top can.... exploit that as an attribute.

I could say more, but you get the general idea.

 

[Thistown]

If your gentleman has a bit of a tummy on him, being on top can.... exploit that as an attribute.

I could say more, but you get the general idea.

I get the idea thank you... I just don't have a gentleman right at this time to evern practice..

 

[EPbabe]

I agree, i can't explain it either, but it's kind of freaky being on top!! LOL. I feel like i might fall over or break their Mr. Happy.

They are not THAT fragile.

If your gentleman has a bit of a tummy on him, being on top can.... exploit that as an attribute.

I could say more, but you get the general idea.

What she said.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

They are not THAT fragile.

You do have to be a little more careful with the erections of young men than of older ones. Older gents have a little more flexibility.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I get the idea thank you... I just don't have a gentleman right at this time to even practice..

Well, there's always the Boz Frink Thread.

*snickers*

 

[vicarinatutugal]

If your gentleman has a bit of a tummy on him, being on top can.... exploit that as an attribute.

I could say more, but you get the general idea.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

What Morrissey interview is that from?