You wake up one morning and... OMG! You're Morrissey! What's the first thing you do?

[mauve21]

Oh my God, I'm Morrissey!!!

Totally overwhelmed with how hot I am I make love to myself.

 

[WhyteGrrrl]

Slash = homoerotic fanfic. Yes, there is House slash!

Shhhh, Mother..you are letting the cat out of the bag!

 

[Codreanu]

Shhhh, Mother..you are letting the cat out of the bag!

Too late, Whytegrrrl! We've already seen it in the thread below.

What a cute little pussy!

 

[Suzanne]

Slash = homoerotic fanfic. Yes, there is House slash!

i wouldn't do that! i'd want to write a story about moz where i had a chance in the end!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Well, you'll have to mind your p's and q's in my house, ower Steven. And no fondling the hens - I saw you with that turkey!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

*ghostly purr from Sprout*

 

[The Cat's Mother]

*coughMarySuecough*

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Well, assuming you're normally a woman, you'd have to give your loaned man-parts a test-run, just out of curiousity, wouldn't you.....?

 

[vicarinatutugal]

how the hell did i miss this thread! may i say trust you...
im just going to say it, naked interference would the the start of the day, bit of singing def what difference does it make and southpaw.
A poke through his address book and mobile phone and i agree nude photo's to the girls at Morrissey_shot has to be a priority!
ah lovely post the possiblities are endless

 

[The Cat's Mother]

"OMG! You're Mike Joyce!", was my initial idea, but I thought all I'd get were suggestions on how to reverse the body-swap, pronto.

 

[Suzanne]

Well, assuming you're normally a woman, you'd have to give your loaned man-parts a test-run, just out of curiousity, wouldn't you.....?

no, i'd get jealous of myself!