Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt?

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Hideous trait.
Bush is a toddler. I'd call him a third grader but my third grader is more kind, compassionate, and polite. Proof at 14 seconds in:
 
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He wasn't wiping his hand. That was a textbook sexual pass-- "The Extended Touch"-- normally utilized by creepy drama teachers on unsuspecting sophomores.
 
I suspect there was a different problem.

They have cures for that, don'tcha know.

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EDIT: If you've never done a Google Images search for "Erectile Dysfunction", I recommend it. You know. For comedy. Half the photos depict glum-faced women. The other half look like this:

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"It's okay. It happens. Honey? Honey, what are you thinking about?"
"I'm trying to wish you out of existence."
"What?"
"Nothing."

Of which speaking: has anyone ever seen this image as an eerily conventional Erectile Dysfunction ad? No? Okay.

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Of which speaking: has anyone ever seen this image as an eerily conventional Erectile Dysfunction ad? No? Okay.

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WHAT'S IN THAT BOX?

I really don't know much about erectile dysfunction, that's one problem I have little experience with. I've been... subjected to that brand of disappointment only a couple of times, and those involved excessive quantities of alcohol.

Besides... unless men have problems with intermittent lingual paralysis, I'll always be okay.
 
WHAT'S IN THAT BOX?

That's a great pick-up line.

I really don't know much about erectile dysfunction, that's one problem I have little experience with. I've been... subjected to that brand of disappointment only a couple of times, and those involved excessive quantities of alcohol.

Unmanned by a rum and Coke, no doubt. All the humiliation-- and a shot of corn syrup to boot. :eek:
 
They do, they just have a tendency to giggle uncontrollably and ask you about your shoes.

Wait... THOSE are the straight ones? Damn. That must be my problem. I've been going after the wrong ones all this time.

Look, it was George W. Bush. I am far from the only one thinkin' it. :o

You're right.

Sweaty palms seriously unnerve me, though. Ugh.

It's Haiti. It's HOT there. Everybody's palms are sweaty. And everybody's grubby. And some are black. And Dubya's not down with any of that.

Look, even Morrissey has better manners than that. And he's the biggest sissy ever. :wink:
 
Sweaty palms seriously unnerve me, though. Ugh.

Would they be bad enough that you'd wipe your hand on the nearest bystander?

By the way, just guessing, but Clinton's shirt was probably not exactly the driest thing around. If Bush was wiping off sweat he might as well have dragged his hand through a puddle.
 
WHAT'S IN THAT BOX?

"What's in the box?!?!?!?!............"

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