If you and Morrissey were on a boat....

[Spyderfyngers]

If he can speak to squirrels, it's not much of a stretch.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

If he can speak to squirrels, it's not much of a stretch.

You'd better be careful with your sarcasm though, he can arrange to have the narwhal stab you in the ass too.

 

[Spyderfyngers]

You'd better be careful with your sarcasm though, he can arrange to have the narwhal stab you in the ass too.

What sarcasm?

 

[lottie]

I agree with Hellies answer, id do that.

 

[viva pffft.]

I can't really swim well at all. Therefore, that life jacket is mine.

 

[oscillate wildly]

Question: would T-Pain be there?

T-Pain is everywhere.

and would Morrissey and myself be like the two on Titanic? 'cos I'd enjoy that as long as he didn't pull a Rose move and take up the whole piece of wood. Jack totally could've lived if she would have just scooted over a little.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Jack totally could've lived if she would have just scooted over a little.

That's the best observation ever.

 

[Will_Never_Marry]

Give Morrissey the life jacket, I wouldn't need one as I'm a good swimmer and if I did get tired then I would just cling to Morrissey and the life jacket would keep us both afloat.

 

[mcrickson]

No lifejacket would be neccessary.

He would send a distress call to the creatures of the deep through a series of shrieks and whistles, and friendly narwhals would come to our aid with a luxury floation device fashioned out of turtle shells and kelp.

AquaMOZ!!

Dye his hair brown and he'd actually look uncannily like Moz, if you ask me

I bet he'd shove me overboard

This pretty much says it for most of us, I think.

T-Pain is everywhere.

I KNEW you and I would be good friends

 

[Je Suis Julie]

AquaMOZ!!

Dye his hair brown and he'd actually look uncannily like Moz, if you ask me

 

[Interesting Thug]

This actually happened to me...

 

[EPbabe]

This actually happened to me...

Is Morrissey DEAD????

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I'd grab the lifejacket for myself and let Morrissey hang on to the back of it. If sharks came up behind us, they'd get him first, but if we're shark-free, I'd be a heroine for loaning Morrissey some bouyancy until we were rescued.

 

[Interesting Thug]

Is Morrissey DEAD????

It was ok, we were still docked

 

[mcrickson]

Thanks, I couldn't be arsed to doctor a pic of Aquaman.

Is Morrissey DEAD????

*shakes head* naw, but I hear he's gay.