and would Morrissey and myself be like the two on Titanic? 'cos I'd enjoy that as long as he didn't pull a Rose move and take up the whole piece of wood. Jack totally could've lived if she would have just scooted over a little.
Give Morrissey the life jacket, I wouldn't need one as I'm a good swimmer and if I did get tired then I would just cling to Morrissey and the life jacket would keep us both afloat.
He would send a distress call to the creatures of the deep through a series of shrieks and whistles, and friendly narwhals would come to our aid with a luxury floation device fashioned out of turtle shells and kelp.
I'd grab the lifejacket for myself and let Morrissey hang on to the back of it. If sharks came up behind us, they'd get him first, but if we're shark-free, I'd be a heroine for loaning Morrissey some bouyancy until we were rescued.
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