ARE YOU COMPLETELY MAD????????????????????????????????
the following songs ought never to have been composed, let alone recorded...
journalists who lie
i don't owe you anything
most of you are the quarry, except: irish blood, english heart; all the lazy dykes; how can anybody...; the world is full of crashing bores and i like you
this charming man (well, the lyric, anyway - the music's great!)
sorrow will come in the end
tony the pony
i keep mine hidden
there's a place in hell...
most of ringleader of the... (except: at last i am born; i will see you in...; the youngest and the first half of life is a pigsty)
i know it's gonna happen...
papa jack
you're the one for me, fatty
pashernate love
he cried
my love life
found, found, found
you're gonna need someone on your side
used to be a sweet boy
the harsh truth of the camera eye