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[Born to Harangue]

Viral Mystery Song 'Everyone Knows That' Identified Thanks to Eighties Porno

The viral mystery song, 'Everyone Knows That,' was finally identified as, 'Ulterior Motives,' which first appeared in an Eighties adult film.

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So it turns out that the mysterious song the internet has been searching for for the past three years came from a 1980s pornographic film. I’ve been following the search for about a year and this was the last thing I expected; I had convinced myself that it was a Japanese City Pop song or featured in a Japanese TV advert. It just goes to show how great ‘80s music was that even the porn songs were bangers. Below is the only clip of the song that was available until a few days ago; I would post the full song now that it’s been found, but as you can imagine, it features excessive moaning in the background:



This gives me hope that I’ll eventually stumble across the song I’ve been trying to find for the past 15 years!

 

[Redacted]

The basement dwelling mommy's dress wearing incels are at it again

 

[Born to Harangue]

mommy's dress wearing incels

Hehe, it’s so frilly though!

 

[Lucifer Sam]

SIDE ONE

1. Shake Your Hips
2. Ventilator Blues
3. I Just Want to See His Face
4. Rip This Joint
5. All Down the Line

SIDE TWO

6. Let It Loose
7. Sweet Virginia
8. Rocks Off
9. Stop Breaking Down
10. Shine a Light

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

SIDE ONE

1. Shake Your Hips
2. Ventilator Blues
3. I Just Want to See His Face
4. Rip This Joint
5. All Down the Line

SIDE TWO

6. Let It Loose
7. Sweet Virginia
8. Rocks Off
9. Stop Breaking Down
10. Shine a Light

wrong thread.

 

[Lucifer Sam]

wrong thread.

This thread can never be the wrong thread for anything, as long as it's what you're thinking about at this very moment. I agree with you on the lameness of Happy. That Keith Richards-hijacked throw-away is the worst thing on Exile on Main St. and would stick out even worse on a single album. The lesson of not letting Keith sing lead was not learned, though, and it ruins Little T&A which is actually a terrific song. If Mick Jagger had sung it, that one would've been an absolute Stones classic.

 

[Surface]

Looking forward to this, should be a good read.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Cutest bunny ever!!!!!! And his name is Ricky!! How cute is that?!

 

[Loup]

This thread can never be the wrong thread for anything, as long as it's what you're thinking about at this very moment. I agree with you on the lameness of Happy. That Keith Richards-hijacked throw-away is the worst thing on Exile on Main St. and would stick out even worse on a single album. The lesson of not letting Keith sing lead was not learned, though, and it ruins Little T&A which is actually a terrific song. If Mick Jagger had sung it, that one would've been an absolute Stones classic.

Hard disagree. Keith forever !!!

 

[Barking]

I deliberately avoid most tourist attractions to keep my "cool dawg" worldwide reputation but if the Smiths/ Manchester Tour bus stopped right in front of me, I might have to board.



Plus this year it would have commemorative value.

 

[Barking]

I've just heard on the radio that M is going to give the biggest concert of her (yes, sorry, not that M) career tonight. 1.5 million peeps on a beach.

Hope she remembered to forbid plastic bottles.

Doubt it.

...It's really like boomers never ever think.
And they wonder why the world hates them...

 

[Loup]

Happy early Orthodox Easter. God I love drinking Christ's blood

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Hehe, it’s so frilly though!

Hehe, it’s so frilly though!

You are a loser and everyone hates you, especially your family.

 

[Loup]

You are a loser and everyone hates you, especially your family.

Happy Orthodox Easter to you too !!!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Happy Orthodox Easter to you too !!!

The cool people celebrated Easter weeks ago

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I miss my honey bunny! When is my honey bunny going to get out of so-low jaaaaaiiiilll?

 

[Gregor Samsa]

I miss my honey bunny! When is my honey bunny going to get out of so-low jaaaaaiiiilll?

BtH is also on timeout I see. Interesting…interesting indeed. I wonder why.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

BtH is also on timeout I see. Interesting…interesting indeed. I wonder why.

Probably calling for the slaughter of the jews or something!

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Probably calling for the slaughter of the jews or something!

Won’t someone think of the right to free speech! The precious, precious free speech!

 

[gordyboy9]

I've just heard on the radio that M is going to give the biggest concert of her (yes, sorry, not that M) career tonight. 1.5 million peeps on a beach.

Hope she remembered to forbid plastic bottles.

Doubt it.

...It's really like boomers never ever think.
And they wonder why the world hates them...

she has always been terrible live,dancing and singing cancel each other out,used to like her in the 90s she was edgy but then it bacame a bit over the top in shock value,appearing topless on the catwalk,the sex book.