#VegAnarchy In The UK
I'm not convinced Morrissey wrote that. The style is wrong.
It's the same old blather about the same old topics, but unless he's been to remedial English classes recently it has been ghost written.
Whether or not it's a collaborative effort, it has been proof-read by someone of intermediate skill. Or he's purchased a subscription to Grammarly. Either way, it's all the better for exhibiting restraint. We should expect to see order and logic return to Morrissey's prose ruminations now that he has finally conquered the memetic infestation of Cheesetarianism after more than three decades. His singing voice will also show remarkable improvements as he detoxes in The Garden Of Vegan after his self-inflicted injuries during his Civil Service length career as a 'pop singer' and Poseur-Flaneur-faux-Agitator. Perhaps he will finally find his bollocks and turn up to join us as we attempt to both overtly negotiate with, and covertly frustrate, the Badger Kill-Cult. He would be welcome here in Gloucestershire. His butler had a shop in Cheltenham so he'd have a guide to get him here.
'Mad Farmer's Disease' is excellent. Now he just needs to redeem himself after slighting our porcine friends with 'Life Is A Pigsty'. It's not their fault! Blame it on the Human Disg-Race, not helpless pigs. Whoever proof-read this needs a smack on the arse as they've allowed Morrissey to diss Anarchism by associating it with these Establishment scoundrels. There's nothing 'anarchic' about inherited wealth and privilege going back to 1066. I'm also irritated greatly by the following faux-pas:
"Yet never once a TV commercial for a vegan product! There are over 600 million vegetarians in the world!"
There is absolutely no difference between Corpsetarian Meat Eaters and Cheesetarians, Eggsetarians or Fishetarins. Vegetarians are not the enemy, merely deluded simpletons, as Morrissey has been for the last 33 years. However, the pernicious ideology of 'Vegetarianism' is the single biggest obstacle to animal rights. Notice how Farmer Giles stuffs remnant Torture/Slaughter residues into almost everything in the supermarket. The bits of Feta in the salad roll, the eggs in the noodles. Thus making it almost impossible for newbies to cope with the endless scrutinising of labels. Roll on the arrival of German supermarket chain Veganz so we can just junk all the apps and the squinting at ingredients. I assume this erroneous conflation of Vegan and Vegetarian is some sort of sub-conscious plea bargaining by Morrissey with himself, to avoid issuing a formal 'mea culpa, mea maxima culpa' about his criminal Cheesetarian career of the last three decades. He has no choice. Either now or later, we don't care. He is now our metaphorical prison-bitch-punk and as the Muse song relates, his mind is just a programme and BB's the virus to change the station to improve his threashold and turn him into a VeganSuperDrone who'll, metaphorically, kill on my command. Morrissey is a Droid being repurposed for the coming war. More work is needed to upcycle his software so he becomes one of our VegAnarchist Super Drones.
In other news. Rejoice! Rejoice! "BrummieBoy" has finally manifested in The Shire and is in rehearsals. He will release his first two 45rpm singles when his daughter leaves for University in September 2016. Recordings and secret gigs will take place in Denmark and Iceland in the build up to Mid-Summer 2015. The project is live, it is no longer Posthumous. The previous person who inhabited the meat-puppet, mind-space that is now BB almost died of a broken heart and is in a deep coma till death, allowing BB to take over the mind-body and create a doomsday memetic war machine. 2 singles confirmed:
The first one is called "VegAnarchy In The UK" and it, metaphorically, slaughters both Morrissey and Lydon for #Cheesegate and #ButterAdvertGate respectively. It debunks the entire London-Manchester nonsense vanity project that was 'punk rock' and ridicules the sorry arsed Boomer Rebels who sold out after 76. It ask questions about why Malcolm McClaren and John Lydon both conspired to try and erase the public audit trail of the Sex Pistols gig at Bogart's in Birmingham. And it investigates who was there and who was, in fact, originally scheduled to be the singer with The Sex Pistols until he smelled a rat. And called both Lydon and McClaren's bluff that fateful night. It uses the same Sabbath template which the Pistols appropriated for 'God Save The Queen' and 'Anarchy In The UK'. It samples The Prefects and Felt. It is, quite simply,epochal.
The second single is called "Welcome To The Garden Of VegÉireann" and is about the events of 'Irish' history/herstory, in particular 'The Famine/Hunger' and the 1916 Easter Rising, as seen through the eyes and hearts of the animals who perished on that island, and continue to do so for the pleasure and profit of corporations like McDonalds. It savages Bono and Geldof and denounces them as agents of Neoliberalism In Africa. And it does lots of other things as well! Lots of Enya warped into Aphex Twin. Etc.
Other than those slip-ups on Anarchism and conflating Vegetarian/Vegan , this is an entirely legitimate expression of his trenchant views, expressed with unusual skill and restraint. It is to be hoped that Morrissey continues to make progress in his recovery and finds some graceful way of reconciling himself to the utter failure and bankruptcy of his career over the last few decades. However, he is only in his mid-50s, like "BrummieBoy". In a sense, they're both just starting out. It should be interesting to watch them both over the next few years until one/both of them pop their clogs.
For the record: BB has f***ed closet-case farmers, eaten raw steak and drank raw bovine milk to establish his credentials whilst involved in undercover ops against Farmer Giles Of Glastonbury. "Get orff of my land, BrummieBoy!" He has never killed an animal but had no qualms about eating a dead friend to save a live one. But his days of Active Duty are over as he was outed, probably by someone on this site.....BB has long mused about the possible emergence of an 'Osama For Animals'. The Home Secretary thinks he is that 'terrorist' and his every word and movement is monitored after GCHQ foiled his planned 'spectacular' against the Carnist-Speciesist KKKatholic Pope Ratzinger at his old school at Birmingham Oratory. BB really is a Psycho. Does anyone seriously imagine either Morrissey or Lydon would dare take him on? Or anyone else on this post-apocalyptic planet? If he's prepared to die for the animals, is he likely to bat an eyelid at dispatching the reputations of two 'legends' to the dust-bin of history? No, he won't even blink.
He has also been married to a Cheesetarian crank-fraud since January 1980 and it's the ending of that absurdity that has finally released him for The Stage. He is currently writing a new song this morning which has the working title of 'Married Alive' [Matrimonial Misogomy Mix]. Careful scholars will note that title is purloined from a rancid sub-literate tome *written* by Julie Burchill. In fact, it's a deep love song of Forgiveness and Farewell. We can all be forgiven, including Brides Who Lied Their Way Down The Aisle. And Morrissey. And Charles Battenberg. But first the scales of Justice have to balance. After the public trials conclude...
BB's going to let rip at Gary Yourofsky later today. In the kindest, gentlest way, of course. Just as he did with Morrissey. "Yourofsky! Your ass belongs to me!.....Morrissey!....Show me your War-Face....I'm gonna make you, I'm gonna break you..."
best
BB
and/or
"The Secretary"
[any errors attributable to transcription of dictated message from BB on Glastonbury Tor, preparing for The 2015 Festival War Against The Dairy Devil Evil Eavis Empire]
NB: This is the final communique to this site other than a legal notice which will be displayed to conclude matters.
"Anarchy is the condition of a society, entity, group of persons or single person which does not recognize authority.[1] It originally meant leaderlessness or lawlessness, but in 1840, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon adopted the term in his treatise What Is Property? to refer to a new political philosophy, anarchism, which advocates stateless societies based on voluntary associations."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy
