Ainsley Harriott Scares Me

[iamnicola]

>> Ready, steady, cock <<
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theabominablehoman writes:
"Just before Christmas I was ligging at the
opening of a new bar on the Kings Road called
JuJu. My only sleb spot was Ainsley Harriott.
On his way down the stairs to the bathrooms
he bumped into a stunning leggy blonde.
'You go first,' the cooking Casanova leered,
'You look better from behind!'

"I guess he realised he’d overcooked his
advance as he quickly shuffled away in
uncharacteristic silence."

 

[Wall of Death]

At last, I've found someone who agrees with me on this!
It's the fact that he is both extraordinarily camp and a huge big black man that scares me the most. I used to fancy the idea of going on Ready Steady Cook but I wouldn't be able to go near Ainsley with either laughing uncontrollably or crying. Or both.

So I've decided to try and get on Come Dine With Me instead.

 

[gothicarchie]

So I've decided to try and get on Come Dine With Me instead.

I'm boycotting Come Dine With Me until they revert to the five contestant format. Heartbreaking.

Ainsley Harriott has nothing on Anthony Worrall Thompson.

 

[Ben Budd]

One day, I am going to have sex with Nigella Lawson.

 

[iamnicola]

At last, I've found someone who agrees with me on this!
It's the fact that he is both extraordinarily camp and a huge big black man that scares me the most. I used to fancy the idea of going on Ready Steady Cook but I wouldn't be able to go near Ainsley with either laughing uncontrollably or crying. Or both.

So I've decided to try and get on Come Dine With Me instead.

TBH, if you were on Ready Steady Cook, he would have the urge to rub up against you.

That isn't a pleasant thought.

Ainsley Harriot = Sex Pest. TRUFAX!

 

[Wall of Death]

I'm boycotting Come Dine With Me until they revert to the five contestant format. Heartbreaking.

Ainsley Harriott has nothing on Anthony Worrall Thompson.

Couldn't agree more. We need a week to savour the joy of Come Dine With Me. Squeezing 4 contestants into a shorter show just ddesn't work as well.

My favourite ever episode is the one where Chyna from Bristol got absolutely pissed and fell asleep before dessert was served. We've all been there.

 

[Wall of Death]

tbh, if you were on ready steady cook, he would have the urge to rub up against you.

That isn't a pleasant thought.

Ainsley harriot = sex pest. Trufax!

what are you like??!!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

yikes! i know nothing else about this person and do not want to

 

[iamnicola]

what are you like??!!

Pardon?

No one wants to be rubbed up by Ainsley. TRUFAX.

 

[Wall of Death]

Pardon?

No one wants to be rubbed up by Ainsley. TRUFAX.

'What are you like?' is Ainsley's catch-phrase.

 

[Wall of Death]

 

[iamnicola]

yikes! i know nothing else about this person and do not want to

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Ainsley in action.

 

[iamnicola]

He has huge hands.

 

[iamnicola]

'What are you like?' is Ainsley's catch-phrase.

*blonde moment*

*dances while shaking a salt shaker* Just like Ainsley.

 

[Wall of Death]

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Ainsley in action.

"I'm coming, Brian, I'm coming!"

Crash, bang, wallop.. what a video!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

He has huge hands.

that means a big dick too i hear

 

[Wall of Death]

that means a big dick too i hear

Well, when Ainsley is mentioned, the first two words that come to mind are indeed 'big' and 'dick'.

 

[iamnicola]

"I'm coming, Brian, I'm coming!"

Crash, bang, wallop.. what a video!

He is trying to sex up Brian.

 

[Wall of Death]

He is trying to sex up Brian.

A crime I'm sure we're all guilty of.

 

[gothicarchie]

Couldn't agree more. We need a week to savour the joy of Come Dine With Me. Squeezing 4 contestants into a shorter show just ddesn't work as well.

My favourite ever episode is the one where Chyna from Bristol got absolutely pissed and fell asleep before dessert was served. We've all been there.

That was vintage Come Dine With Me. Her dinner party was brilliant too. My all time favourite is the week featuring the profoundly depressed clown with breast implants. There was a fellow contestant who taught pole dancing who said to her, 'you're single because you lack self worth'. Outstanding.