Popbitch! said:>> Ready, steady, cock <<
Celebrity chef words of wisdom
theabominablehoman writes:
"Just before Christmas I was ligging at the
opening of a new bar on the Kings Road called
JuJu. My only sleb spot was Ainsley Harriott.
On his way down the stairs to the bathrooms
he bumped into a stunning leggy blonde.
'You go first,' the cooking Casanova leered,
'You look better from behind!'
"I guess he realised he’d overcooked his
advance as he quickly shuffled away in
uncharacteristic silence."