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Obviously no-one can ever write lyrics like the Moz, but let us have an attempt to write some vaguely Morrissey-like lyrics.
Let's pretend this is Moz's new album, it is called "In Ennui We Trust."
(You can dispute this if you think it is a crap name for the next Moz album, and come up with a better one if you can.)
This is Track 1:
It's called "Trouble (Part 2)."
Trouble
It knows my name and home address
It wants to shake my hand
Tell me I’m its man
Whether it will I can only guess
Trouble
Can’t get past my security goons
Still it looms
In a hundred different hotel rooms
And 26 different casinos
And two or three thousand stifling elevators too
But I’m still here, and so are you
Bad news
For you
Good news
For me.
Trouble has a fax machine
A sense of humour that is dry and mean
Trouble cuts a deal that is strange
And I fall in straight away
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Than difficult and fey
I tell you everything’s okay
But on some mountain top stranded
I complain again
Because trouble
Left me with a problematic view
And TROUBLE
Didn’t tie my shoes
Yeah, TROUBLE
Never tied my shoes
Wa-ooooo.
Track 2, anyone?
Let's pretend this is Moz's new album, it is called "In Ennui We Trust."
(You can dispute this if you think it is a crap name for the next Moz album, and come up with a better one if you can.)
This is Track 1:
It's called "Trouble (Part 2)."
Trouble
It knows my name and home address
It wants to shake my hand
Tell me I’m its man
Whether it will I can only guess
Trouble
Can’t get past my security goons
Still it looms
In a hundred different hotel rooms
And 26 different casinos
And two or three thousand stifling elevators too
But I’m still here, and so are you
Bad news
For you
Good news
For me.
Trouble has a fax machine
A sense of humour that is dry and mean
Trouble cuts a deal that is strange
And I fall in straight away
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Than difficult and fey
I tell you everything’s okay
But on some mountain top stranded
I complain again
Because trouble
Left me with a problematic view
And TROUBLE
Didn’t tie my shoes
Yeah, TROUBLE
Never tied my shoes
Wa-ooooo.
Track 2, anyone?
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