billy scissors
a bit fond
I'm sure I understand you. Yanky? You want to yank my underwear down and fondle me? (That's a question, not an offer)
I think by now I,d yank em up and point you home
I'm sure I understand you. Yanky? You want to yank my underwear down and fondle me? (That's a question, not an offer)
Wow. This is the sweetest thing I have ever read. I have read it so many times today and haven't had the opportunity to sit down and respond. This post contains so much sweetness that my left eye actually twitched a bit upon reading it. I imagine it was a sugar rush sort of deal. It's true, you always compliment my hair. Even when I think you're trying to be sarcastic because my hair is clearly undone. You're the greatest. I am a lucky girl.
I think by now I,d yank em up and point you home
Do you have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles colouring books too?
Adorable !
reading that actually put a smile on my face
what a Lovely couple
Wow. This is the sweetest thing I have ever read. I have read it so many times today and haven't had the opportunity to sit down and respond. This post contains so much sweetness that my left eye actually twitched a bit upon reading it. I imagine it was a sugar rush sort of deal. It's true, you always compliment my hair. Even when I think you're trying to be sarcastic because my hair is clearly undone. You're the greatest. I am a lucky girl.
I'm a virgin...I don't know what a uterus looks like.
As if I'm ever sarcastic...
No, YOU'RE the greatest and I'M the lucky one...I treasure every second, every smile, every laugh, every odd glance, and every word shared with you.
pfft that's what she said...
*cough*
Who? Missus Davie?
Is there something in your throat, dear boy? Here, let me help you with that...
haha, your over-exaggerated gifs never seem to disappoint me
Nahh, Missus Davie "was" a pure girl...till she met Davie
I was literally stunned by it, it was so sweet. And I had the exchange with you, I know you wrote it from the heart because we were bantering back and forth and you wrote it in a couple of minutes because I was waiting for a response, I was in a hurry to go buy bagels at the time. It got you immediate entry into Team Vag, that should count for something.
Well, thank you. I'm certainly glad you can identify the true sentiments of my outpouring. I don't think people are quite aware how serious I am about this... *glares at Davie*
I am honored to be amongst the ranks of Team Vag.
Oooh, what kind of bagels? Linder eats a bunch of junk on hers, but I'm old fashioned and just like butter and cream cheese...or sometimes just butter.
I want on team vag!
In any case... bagels. I adore them. I prefer a plain bagel with cream cheese, lemon pepper and tapatio.
Lol. I like butter on a toasted sesame and Philadelphia cream cheese on everything else, toasted or no toasted.
So this morning I woke up with a sore throat and I attributed it to the oscillating fan in the room running all night. So today I was sneezing and I figured it was the dust from living in a construction site. Then in the afternoon I told my mom i was sleepy despite the fact I slept 9 uninterrupted hours last night. Then on the hour long drive home I had the biggest headache and I figured it was from a looming toothache. So just now I was watching television and I realized my eyes felt hot and my skin was burning. It wasn't til then I realized I'M FLIPPING SICK ! I have a temperature and feel like shit. I'm going to bed.