Re: Morrissey announces novel
I hope it's not two thousand seven hundred and forty pages.
I hope it's not two thousand seven hundred and forty pages.
Yeah, you're right.
It will hardly be published under his full name, since he doesn't care for that name.
Will there be another book signing, I wonder.
Will there be another book signing, I wonder.
Bummie and Benny will be penning their reviews today since they don't need to bother with the nuisance of actually reading it to know what's wrong with it.
A tale of hunchbacked hermaphroditic conjoined twins with great hair, who sing sad songs in a seaside sideshow, one of whom decides to get surgically separated against the other's wishes and play guitar with Modest Moose?
Cool. Hmmm - I wonder if it's about the adventures of the lost souls who generally make up 'the list' in the queue before each Morrissey show?