ANSWER then ASK

A: I'll go with Gates. Microsoft is HUGE in the business world and its safe to say most of us started our computer use on a Microsoft platform machine.

Q: If you knew you would die tomorrow, what would be your biggest regret?

A. My biggest regret would be not telling the people I love, that I love them, and not having told the people I loathe, that I hate them.

Q. Have you ever pretended to have an accent, say an English one, and talked that way all night long?
 
A. My biggest regret would be not telling the people I love, that I love them, and not having told the people I loathe, that I hate them.

Q. Have you ever pretended to have an accent, say an English one, and talked that way all night long?

A. No, not really.

Q. Have you ever escaped from a shipwrecked life?
 
A. Actually, Yes. In 6 days, I got a divorce, dodged an FBI investigation, and stopped drinking.

Q. Ever intentionally ate at a restaurant and left without paying?
 
A. We've all been young once upon a time...

Q. What is the worst record/cd you have ever purchased?
A. Incantations - Mike Oldfield. A record so dull, the simple fact that it was sitting amongst my other discs left
me rigid with ennui. I had to physically fling it out the house.
Q. Have you ever been ambushed? (this question can be interpreted 2 ways, one with the obvious interpretation of the word 'ambush' and secondly
with the slangy scatalogical definition.)
 
A. Incantations - Mike Oldfield. A record so dull, the simple fact that it was sitting amongst my other discs left
me rigid with ennui. I had to physically fling it out the house.
Q. Have you ever been ambushed? (this question can be interpreted 2 ways, one with the obvious interpretation of the word 'ambush' and secondly
with the slangy scatalogical definition.)

A: No and no. As to the later, let me just say that all my partners believed in the notion of consent. Without it, isn't that like rape?

Q: Have you ever taken Viagra for legitimate medical reasons or recreational experimentation? Or have you ever slept with someone under the influence? (Is anyone going to answer this?)
 
A: No and no. As to the later, let me just say that all my partners believed in the notion of consent. Without it, isn't that like rape?

Q: Have you ever taken Viagra for legitimate medical reasons or recreational experimentation? Or have you ever slept with someone under the influence? (Is anyone going to answer this?)
Hey Reality, I think we have different versions of 'ambush' in mind. Mine has nothing to do with sex.
 
Hey Reality, I think we have different versions of 'ambush' in mind. Mine has nothing to do with sex.

Oh. Mine does. Hahaha. From UD: The act of surprising a girl with anal sex when having vaginal sex. What does yours mean? Do I want to know?
 
Oh. Mine does. Hahaha. From UD: The act of surprising a girl with anal sex when having vaginal sex. What does yours mean? Do I want to know?
OK, I'll tell you as long as you promise to still like me afterwards.
It when you think you're going to fart and in fact have matter to expel.
Gross.
I'll ask you again, have you ever been ambushed?
 
OK, I'll tell you as long as you promise to still like me afterwards.
It when you think you're going to fart and in fact have matter to expel.
Gross.
I'll ask you again, have you ever been ambushed?

A:
 
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OK, I'll tell you as long as you promise to still like me afterwards.
It when you think you're going to fart and in fact have matter to expel.Gross.
I'll ask you again, have you ever been ambushed?

You mean a "dirty squirty"? :lbf:
 
You gonna answer the Viagra Q?

Oh, ahem, yes I was about to be with someone who took Viagra but it made him sick so he took a nap and we ended up not doing it.

Q: did you think there were monsters under your bed or in closet as a child?
 
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Did the sickness last more than 4 hours? :lbf:

Good thing he got sick before and not after. That would real havoc on a lady's self-esteem, ya know.

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Oh, ahem, yes I was about to be with someone who took Viagra but it made him sick so he took a nap and we ended up not doing it.

Q: did you think there were monsters under your bed or in closet as a child?

A: No. Never entertained the notion of monsters, ghosts, boogeymen etc. Never had an imaginary friend either.

Q: Who would you haunt first if you were a ghost/spirit?
 
Good thing he got sick before and not after. That would real havoc on a lady's self-esteem, ya know.

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A: No. Never entertained the notion of monsters, ghosts, boogeymen etc. Never had an imaginary friend either.

Q: Who would you haunt first if you were a ghost/spirit?

A: Oh man I would LOVE to be a ghost. I would come back to haunt the office I work at.

Q: What type of animal best represents you? I’m a cat.
 
Q: What kind of cat? Post a pic, please.

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A DJ cat.


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