I just took your suggestion and approached the mirror. After asking myself in a mirror as to why it is "that even if he tries to be sincere he still sounds like a dick", I came to the following conclusion. Based upon his sad, half assed excuses for canceling shows, his inability to accept responsibility for his own perceived misfortune, his inability to "play nicely" with others and his usual cattiness directed towards others in what appears to be attempts to stay relevant, he has sullied his own image creating a perspective where he can be viewed as a dick.
This is a shame as he is a gifted performer. Perhaps he should, as I have stated before at a show, "shut up and sing." If only he put as much effort into his music as he does his "press releases" (through a non-critical nor objective fanzine nonetheless), perhaps they would chart better. Remember kiddies, just because it says, "Morrissey" at the top of it does not make it great.