...So Gelato and I got copiously drunk and by crossing data we came to the following conclusions. Dutifully reported below for the 2 people interested in psychobabble.
Morrissey splits human beings in 3 categories and behaves accordingly.
-People he has no intention towards. He will still try and make some believe he has if it's useful to him.
-People he has intentions towards but would rather die than let them know because something is telling him not to and they are perceived as threats.
-People he has intentions towards and follows in airport toilets.
There's possibly a fourth category, towards which, besides intentions, he might have a sort of affection (narcissists' style) which normally develops after a few years in somebody's company. That's the "P.A with benefits" category, or the "female friend with benefits" category, (although people believe in that one as much as they believe in Bigfoot.)
Most people who end up in Morrissey's clutches are captured because they think he's great (here Gelato started welling up) whereas everybody knows that was Johnny Marr, and/or because they're fascinated to some degree by fame and wealth and have a narcissistic streak themselves sometimes possibly camouflaged by layers of empathy. After a while though the thrill of all that goes away and they realize they want something else (that might be because they don't find the relationship rewarding enough)(or simply because Morrissey is actually about as caring as a dead snake, which can become tiring.)
To conclude: some people travel through life without ever ever finding their Damon and some do and live happily ever after.
(Gelato cried when I said that and as I hate sentimentality, especially in another language, I thanked him, my excuses and left.
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