Name all the people mentioned in Smiths / Morrissey lyrics

[Kewpie]

I'm disappointed with replies on occupations thread which got some dubious stuff.

This one is for all the people described in Smiths and Morrissey lyrics.

Let's start!


A tattooed Boy from Birkenhead

A buck-toothed girl in Luxsembourg

 

[Not Right in the Head]

A back-toothed girl in Luxsenburg

:

Crashing bores

 

[Kewpie]

A tough kid who sometimes swallows nails

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

A sweet and tender hooligan

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

Sheila
You and he (Alsatian Cousin)
Little Man (What Now?)
Hairdresser On Fire (and of course the person suing him)
Jesus
God

 

[Kewpie]

The Queen

Charles

Mr Shankly

Oliver Cromwell

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

Sad Veiled Bride
Handsome Groom
Loud Loutish Lover
Mother

 

[vicarinatutugal]

Joan of Arc

a boy with a thorn in his side

a charming man

shelia

jeane

william

margaret

christian Dior

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

Keats
Yeats
Wilde

 

[Franzanna]

Fat girl.
Fatty.
The Boy Racer.
Dagenham Dave.
Karen and Sharon.

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

Best friend on the payroll
Girlfriend (being driven home)
Boyfriend (with one knee)
Teenage Dad (On his estate)
Ganglord
The Boy

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

The father who must be killed
Sunny
Billy Budd
Dallow
Spicer
Pinkie
Cubitt
Bunny
Patrick Doonan

 

[Kewpie]

oafs

chemist

lifeguard

sunbathers

a sweet boy

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

Jammy Stressford poets
Rain-coated lovers
Puny brothers
Born again atheists
Roy the keen window cleaner
Alma
Michael (well, his bones)

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Ronnie & Reggie Kray
David (National Front Disco)
Mother / Mamma (I know it's over & Shaky's Sister)
Glen
Spring Heeled Jim
Ringo
Lesley Ann
John
Edward
Hindley
Hector
Passalini and the other blokes mentioned in 'You Have Killed Me'
Susan

Jukebox Jury

 

[jesuisbryony]

Naked man
Working girls
Bengali

errrr

 

[Franzanna]

Passalini and the other blokes mentioned in 'You Have Killed Me'

Jukebox Jury

Everyone seems to forget that poor Magnani was a woman.

The woman of my dreams.
Various policemen (I Want the One I Can't have, Michael's Bones, The World is Full of Crashing Bores, probably more).

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Everyone seems to forget that poor Magnani was a woman.

Apologies, I had no idea
I have just thrashed myself five times with a non leather whip

Jukebox Jury

 

[Kewpie]

Passalini and the other blokes mentioned in 'You Have Killed Me'


Jukebox Jury

*cough*

(Luchino) Visconti

Anna Magnani

Claude Brusseur

 

[Franzanna]

Apologies, I had no idea
I have just thrashed myself five times with a non leather whip

Jukebox Jury

Ample punishment.
She had the same first name as me.

The youngest.
Old Daddy and Grandmother (Pashernate Love).