The Morrissey Michael Jackson Phenomenon

[The Cat's Mother]

The plot thickens...
*calls The British Museum to arrange an exhibition*

Morrissey sang 'First of the Gang to Die'.
MJ was the first of his siblings (the Jackson 'gang') to die.

MJ sang "Billie Jean". The Smiths sang "Jeane" which was then covered by Billy Bragg.

Hmmmmm......

 

[The Cat's Mother]

*scans "Papa Jack(o)" for important clues.....*

 

[Jukebox Jury]

The Smiths performed with Sandie Shaw

Whacko (allegedly) molested a kid on a sandy shore

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[The Cat's Mother]

Morrissey wrote "Hairdresser on Fire". MJ's hair once caught fire onstage. And he almost certainly had a dresser.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Morrissey wrote "Hairdresser on Fire". MJ's hair once caught fire onstage. And he almost certainly had a dresser.

I heard he had a Welsh Dresser..... from Wales....
Morrissey was into saving Whales....

Jukebox Jury

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I heard he had a Welsh Dresser..... from Wales....
Morrissey was into saving Whales....

Jukebox Jury

Juicy!


Jacko was born in Gary, Indiana. Incredibly, Morrissey's former bassist is also called Gary. *resists "in Diana" pun and throws secret Carry On screenplay in the bin*

 

[Jukebox Jury]

and Morrissey has almost cancelled 50 dates in 2009
still plenty of time yet

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....and Morrissey has now added to more cancelled dates to his list

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